Briget the midget
Bridget Powers (born October 11, ) is an American hardcore pornographic actress with dwarfism. She is often credited as "Bridget the Midget" or with the.
Bridget the Midget may refer to: Bridget Powers (born ), American erotic film actress; "Bridget the Midget a novelty song by Ray Stevens; Mrs.
Bridget the Midget
Description:Well the wife went out of town 'bout a year or so back And left me at home by myself to batch And after five straight nights of TV I was ready to scream So I called up this beer drinkin' buddy of mine I said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a real good time" He said, "Why don't we go to the rasslin' matches And let off a little steam? You'll need the undertaker's services, not mine" Blue Cyclone He's the meanest wrestler the ring has ever known He'll make you groan, he'll make you moan He'll lay you prone and break your bones Blue Cyclone. Well come on everybody have you heard the news Bridget's in town put on your rockin' shoes Into my bag and doin' my thing Rock it to me sock it to me listen to me sing Singin' oooohhhh dooby dooby dooby doo wa wa wa yeah yeah scatting Oh I dig it, I really dig it Hey get away from the stage there fella But I dig it, oh, oh Now folks get ready for an extra-special treat She can lay down a beat she's a real entrancer Here's Bridget the Midget and her flying feet The world's one and only go-go tapdancer, go! I'd do the same darn thing if it'd been me It all happened so quick when that car door slammed It must a broke somethin', 'cause the door locks jammed You was already down, he's gone time I got free" Bill said, "Since you're thinkin' 'bout takin' him again I know two ol' boys that weigh They'd take on a grizzly with a switch in the woods at night" Well, we talked it over, they said they's willin' They'd stop at nothing, short of a killin' Said, "Hoss, we'll back you as long as you wanna fight" So we all went down to the Hammerlock Bar The hangout of all the rasslin' stars And waited for the Blue Cyclone to hit the door Well, after a while, he finally appeared And sat down at the bar and ordered a beer And he barely took a sip 'fore I stepped to the middle of the floor I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! Shooby doo-wop wop wop yeah Shooby doo-wop wop wop wow Shooby doo-wop wop wop Let me hear it how 'bout that Shooby doo-wop wop wop Shooby doo-wop wop wop yeah Shooby doo-wop wop wop well Come on everybody have you heard the news Bridget's in town put on your rockin' shoes I'm into my bag I'm doin' my thing Rock it to me sock it to me listen to me sing, singin' Combined scatting shooby doo-wop wop wop Oh I dig it, I really dig it Hey watch it you can't do that fella But I dig it, I love you Bridget! I'm the guy you put to sleep Only this time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha You see them two big dudes over there? Well, the Cyclone looked at me and grinned He said, "Okay punk, here we go again Seems to me that some guys never learn" And then he waded through them tables and chairs Put a full-nelson on me and grabbed my hair And when he threw me to the floor, I was startin' to get concerned The next thing I remember, they was carryin' me in And the doctor said, "Oh no, you again?